What feature are you looking for in a new cell phone?Some folks like an awesome camera. Others love memory expansion and voice dailing. Well, how about 900,000 volts of electricity? If so, then your best bet is the Cell Phone Stun Gun. Coined as the "Ultimate in Covert Self Defense Electronics," this puppy looks like an ordinary cell phone--but has the ability to take down an attacker. Here's the skinny: you press the end of the device into your nemesis and it dumps a electrical charge into their body and overworks their muscle group--and they're momentarily rendered like a giant, human-sized, pile of Jell-O.

Warning: Don't try sexting with a cell phone stun gun!

The only problem with the Cell Phone Stun Gun: it's illegal in many states and it doesn't function as a real, actual, cell phones. But as the designer boasts: "Cell phone stun guns are the ultimate in surprise; your attacker won't realize you're packin' until it is far too late!"

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A cell phone stun gun would be a perfect complement to a mobile phone gun that fires off real bullets at the touch of a button. Did Q from the James Bond movies invent this? Needless to say, this is a very illegal device: law enforcement agents frown upon cell phones that fire bullets: